Why dont sheep shrink in the rain??
Only in america do they sell slushie's at a ICE hockey arena.
If 7/11 is open 24 hours a day all year round how come they have lock's on the door?
Is it true that retards can draw a perfect circle,,,,,....because there retarted...(i heard that somewhere)
NEW BLONDE JOKE
A blonde phones a pizza store and orders a pizza. she says what she wants on the pizza and that she wanted a large. so the pizza man askes her would u like me to cuz it into 6 sclices or 12? the blonde replies "i cant eat 12 pieces of pizza on my own"
Blonde joke
u always no if a blones been on the computer..................theres always whiteout on it.
A redneck taped toilet paper to his television. He said, "Hey, lookie here, now we have free paper view!"
Knock, knock
Whos there?
A talking pig.
Pigs cant talk.
Neither can penguins, but I cant shut him up! Wait till you get a load of the dancing candelabra
You so ugly, yo mama had to feed you with a slingshot!
How do you keep a moron busy?
Look below.
How do you keep a moron busy?
Look above.
Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops.
